Kung fu grasshopper Meme Generator

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Frusion grasshopper

frusion grasshopper

You are fighting a frusion grasshopper.

Unlike the industrious frusion ant which will gather resources for later, the frusion grasshopper foolishly waits for food to come to it. Well, it would be foolish, but you’re standing right in front of it, looking like a snack.
Your opponent attacks .

  • This young grasshopper knows martial arts, and demonstrates them on you effectively.
  • The grasshopper gnaws on you like you’re a field of ripe, frusiony, grain.
  • The grasshopper jumps high and disappears into your head! It chomps some of your brain energy, which is particularly unpleasant.

Special Attack: The frusion grasshopper’s attack leaves you mentally shaken. You acquire an effect: Dazed. (Added for 30 minutes.)

It drains some of your energy, stealing X PP.

  • It hops around a bit, but there’s apparently no rhyme or reason to the silly bug’s decisions.
  • The grasshopper tries to eat your energy, but can’t locate anything that looks like a blade of frusion grass.
  • The grasshopper sees a sub-atom ant and goes to see if it can bum some easy food from it, instead.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 16 experience.

You got an item: frusion speck (30%)
You got an item: frusion speck (30%)
You got an item: frusion filament (15%)
You got an item: frusion filament (15%)

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Уважаемый абонент!

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Grasshopper kung fu gif

Not an hero [ edit ]

Well evidence eventually surfaced in June 2009, that it was not a suicide, making him ineligible for The Golden iPod Award. The reason being that not only was he tied up and suffocated, but both his hands were tied behind his back. Thus, either a shemale hooker in the city of Bangkok did it during sex (there are no female hookers in Bangkok) or it was premeditated murder. But of course since autoerotic asphixiation staged to look like a suicide is a common way of murder, we all know it was murder.

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Sato’s Awesome Move – GIF by D-Kaoko

Elbow move could be nice or really awesome ONLY IF we know the folowing:

The baseball bat:
1- If you attack with a baseball bat or whatever you have a range of at least 3 feet. Your elbow has the range of 1 feet. It is possible to hit back with your elbow, but you’d hit empty air while he crushes your head.
2 – The guy attacking never ever had a weapon in his hand. He wanted to smash him in fist range. Conan did not move back, just elbowed back, so the attacker sucks like hell.
3- Baseball bats are harden than your bones. Don’t try to prove they are not.

Okay, so the punch with the elbow did hit him. You have 1 seconds to act. You want to grab him.
– 1: Don’t stopp attacking! Punch again while you move to his back
– 2: There is a chance he’s not completely stunned. Protect your head or he’ll punch you. Conan left his face just as open as his attacker when lifted that bat.
– 3: IDIOT, NO TALKING WHEN FIGHTING.

What the hell is that backflip? That is
– 1: impossible, you’ll have to carry, jump with both your and his weight. You have grasshopper legs?
– 2: If you miss, you’ll fall on your own head that pretty sucks
– 3: you’r gonna lie lower than him that sucks too

So everything sucks. I know this is an anime and not a real fight. The kid’s reactions are fast, that is true, that is one good point he acts quickly. That is good. That is 1 point that does not suck at all and the only reason this can be cool. However don’t try this in real life.

Sadness icon: Anime drawers don’t practice martial arts, they want to draw cool things, their coreography sucks cause they don’t care. Laugh? Slap your face in pain? Awesome. useless, irreal.

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Drogba Gif: Funny, Embarrassing Or Painfully Cringeworthy?

I know Ronny would act the twat at times but I’m honestly struggling to think of an occasion when I would be more embarrassed to support a team who had a player like this in it. How can Chelsea fans tolerate this totally cringeworthy episode. I mean, seriously, what the fuck is he doing?

Scott is the editor of Made In Manchester. He writes for ESPN, Four Four Two and Red News. He started The Republik of Mancunia in March 2006. Follow @R_o_M on Twitter.

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I suppose thats what they call selective journalism, given that the initial incident was not shown.

Given the foul in the clip, I fail to see many players who wouldnt have give a reaction. Ronaldo would have been rolling about for 6 months!
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You’d think a worm is crawling up his fucking legs.

“It’s a fucking disgrace”. The drog’s own words.

Been there; done that. Drogba is a terrific player and a poor actor – although yesterday he was totally anonymous except for the key moment of the match when he escaped from Wesley’s pocket and committed a foul, was offside, and “interfered” with Edwin. What did Fergy say – “can someone shoot Drogba” ?

Still and all, I’d just love to have him on my side.

Said it before and I’ll say it again – if Mr. Drogba would like to know what a fit is really like, then he should go volunteer in a ward of hospital with victims of severe epilepsy. If, after having gone through harrowing experience of witnessing one first hand, he’d still like to play make believe, then fair play to him.

Until then, you’re an insult to humanity, and a great footballer.

I suppose thats what they call selective journalism, given that the initial incident was not shown.

Exactly what I was thinking, a red card should be shown for that to Evans.

Evans actually played the ball, the Dog just ran into him like a headless chicken, fully deserved.

Embarresment to football. Ronny wouldn’t have done that, he wouldve gotten up and got in the other players face. Ronny has some pride. Drogba ain’t got shit.

Still in Jonny’s pocket.

Speaking of Evans, he is not just fantastic back up, he is one of the best defenders in the league, maybe Europe.

Arsenal will slaughter Chelsea, City will draw AGAIN whilst United have 10 games that is not too much to expect at least 27 points out of 30. When we have finished these 10 games I see us being within a point of the Russians. During these 10 games Chelsea players will be putting country over club in Africa.

I believe the phrase is “do the math”.

Drogba got Cantona-ed then he got the card. I laughed, he cried.

Go Johnny Evans!

It should have been at least a yellow for Johnny.

evans eyes are clearly fixed on the flight of the ball, yes his leg was raised, but he only looks down when Drogba comes into view and Drogba clearly doesn’t make any attempt to challenge for the ball. loved the involentary action of his leg, like he had just been shot, priceless, I’m with Vida and thought it very funny.

Yeah ronaldo would have made a meal of it but we are not talkin about ronaldo, we’re talking about Mr ‘its a fuckin disgrace’ at least we will admit (even when he was with us) that ronaldo was a twat sometimes, you lot can’t see anything wrong with drogba’s antics, what was it someone famously said and I quote ‘it’s a fuckin disgrace’.

After what happened at the Bridge the only thing left is that Chelsea walked out with an undiservdley 3 points.
We where left empty handed and may be we can kiss the P. L. goodbye.
I cannot see ourselves getting back into the battle as I believe that this year we are not of the same quality as we where these last 3 years or so.
I also would like to thank Mr Atkinson for the mistakes he’ll make against United every time he is our match official.
Anyone remembers when he was our match official 2 years ago F.A.Cup semi final against Portsmouth ? We had at least 2 strong shouts for a penalty and to add insult to injury he gave P’ mouth a very dubious penalty. We’ll continue to follow our beloved United till we die !!

WE WILL NEVER DIE .

@ VASS, Tottally agree his eyes are clearly fised on the flight of the ball, as mentioned to Tufty he only looks down when drogba tries to charge into him, tuff shit son, the leg, fuck me what a cunt he looked.

Vidas face as if to say, ‘look at that twat’. Frank Bruno used to be called the greek god with the glass jaw, what the fuck should we call this fucking twat, any ideas scott?

Evans flicks his leg out at Drogba. You dont have to stare at somebody to know they are there.

I think Evans should’ve got a red card for that challenge, although the drog’s reaction was over the fucking top, and why was he pretending to have a leg spasm when he was hit on the chest? What a prima donna.

Still, Evans should get a statue outside OT for that kick. What a beast.

Drogba > Michael Flatley

Here’s the proof.

My dog does exactly the same thing – he then leans forward and licks his balls, so we should be grateful for small mercies.

Drogba ! Here boy. Thats a bad boy now get in your basket.

for a minute i actually thought drogba was having a fit!!

then i remembered.

worse than the rivaldo world cup flop. worse than when dida went to ground for ac milan after he was slapped.

just when i think i can’t hate drogba much more, he does this crap. i’m over it. best revenge is living well and beating them for the title by season’s end.

Yeah it’s funny, but the fact is that the guy got kung fu kicked in the chest by our player.

Jonny Evans got saved by Drogba’s reputation

When it first happened i thought it could be bad if he’s actually having a fit – but then after a few seconds when it was clear he was acting up i thought it was hilarious, i’d be embaressed if i was anyone to do with chelsea. He is just a massive cheat. Was up an running around quick enough. Drogba went in with the sole intention of fouling Evans , so it is hard to have any sympathy for him.

But after seeing the replays Evans did stick his studs out towards him, so i thnk he got away with one there!

Tufty – as for brown going down easily, he did have drogba tugging back on his arm and the bottom of his shirt, and drogbas a big strong lad!

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